Dive Buddy Pillows

SCUBA Hand Signal Confusion

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Now cut that out!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Old School Mustaches

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"