Dive Buddy Pillows

SCUBA Hand Signal Confusion

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Now cut that out!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Old School Mustaches

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"