Equine Buddy Pillows

'There! Now they can't take one of us riding without the other!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

Bike Rides

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

BOO MOO!

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Old School Mustaches

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Autumn Dog

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

Who are you?

Flower power.