Equine Buddy Mugs

'There! Now they can't take one of us riding without the other!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Bike Rides

"Not now, Oliver."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Lasso

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

BOO MOO!

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Old School Mustaches

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Autumn Dog

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Who are you?

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.