Running Buddy Pillows

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bike Rides

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Exercising

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Nature Lovers

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Unmanned drones.

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Man and dog keep fit to music

Travellers

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'Here comes Ted.'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."