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'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Bike Rides

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Exercising

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Nature Lovers

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."

Travellers

Unmanned drones.

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"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

Man and dog keep fit to music

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Here comes Ted.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.