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"Tell me again why dog owners are healthier."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Exercising

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Man and dog keep fit to music

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Academy.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.