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"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Running

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Jogging...

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Treadmillstone

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Man and dog keep fit to music

Teddy jogging

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Let me help you, dear."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."