Friends For Jogging T-Shirts

"Let's sprint to that mailbox!"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

Jogging...

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Treadmillstone

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Teddy jogging

Man and dog keep fit to music

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

"Let me help you, dear."

"If only legginess were based on circumference."