Morning Jog Buddy Pillows

"Tell me again why dog owners are healthier."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Man and dog keep fit to music

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Academy.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'