Morning Jogger Pillows

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Hey, wait for me!'

He's started jogging to work!

'Be fair with your morning walk, Marmaduke. Give him a chance to wake up.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'This is as far as we get on his morning run.'

'We're serious runners.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Back to work...

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Running

"How about a little more coffee?"

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'Was the class too early for you?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Monday Checklist.

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

Monday 5:30 am

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'