Health Jogger Pillows

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Running

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'