Health Jogger Pillows

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Running

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.