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'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'No surf?'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"We need to put in more bones."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Introverted Chair

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Feathered frenzy

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Spring Training

"Politics has divided everything."

Pandemic Orphans

Sitting down