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'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

An artistic dog painting a picture of a bone.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Apocalliptical

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Trying on boots

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Your Sculpture while you wait.