Bone Devotee T-Shirts

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Olympic Torch Training

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

"We need to put in more bones."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

'It was a split decision.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'