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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Disease-y Top

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Orthopaedist

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

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