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While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Disease-y Top

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

Fetch the Boomerang

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"We need to put in more bones."

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

Orthopaedist

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

'We could use someone with your brains around here. When can you start?'

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