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“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"

Park Statue

Coming soon, wet paint.

Memorial seat - to someone who loved 'this spot'.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Arts and crafts

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

D.I.Y

The Hammer

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Pelican and Origami

Luthier

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.