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“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"

Park Statue

Coming soon, wet paint.

Memorial seat - to someone who loved 'this spot'.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Arts and crafts

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

D.I.Y

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

The Hammer

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Pelican and Origami

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Luthier

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'