Bench Admirer T-Shirts

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Unicorn Joust

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Curtain call

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

A cattle baron.

Park Statue

Coming soon, wet paint.

James Chadwick

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”