Bench Admirer Mugs

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Unicorn Joust

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Curtain call

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

"Check out the abs on that dude!"

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

James Chadwick

Park Statue

Coming soon, wet paint.

A cattle baron.

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?