Wooden Leg Enthusiast Pillows

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Rocking horse

"Man's best friends."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Man on motorbike.

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."