Hairy Leg Aficionado Pillows

'Ye call that a hairy knee?! Now, that's a hairy knee, lad!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Nice haircut."

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Great tights!"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two men in barber shop

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'