Slender Legs Admirer Pillows

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

The rock caricature

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Skeleton Builder.

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Supermodel's Day Out.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

"For me, Max. We're in public."

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"Yes, this is one of those muscle cars."

"Do these abs make me look gay?"