Hairy Hound Enthusiast Pillows

'He's in there somewhere, I just heard him bark.'

Love a Mutt

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

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'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

Cat and Dog Fights.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"This is the best news."

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

Winter walk.

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"I got you the same thing."

'It's only a checkup!'