Hairy Leg Aficionado Prints

'Ye call that a hairy knee?! Now, that's a hairy knee, lad!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Nice haircut."

Curling your hair for no reason

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Great tights!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"