Hair Aficionado Prints

"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'That's correct, sir, ten quid - ten quid per hair.'

'Talk about luck! Three fender benders and my hair is still in mint condition!'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Bad Hair Day

'Tuscany . . . looks like a footballer's hair-do.'

"Short back and sides, and front, please."

Cover story: Hair Stylists Monthly.

Hair straighteners

"I want something that's absolutely nothing like this!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

I call it the Cat Man Do.

"Be creative...!"

"I like it."

Boris Johnson

Welcome to the celebrity hair hall of fame,

"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"

"I went to a hair stalinist."

"No?"

"I wanted a trim, not a clearcut!"

"Mostly I just want to keep my hair out of my eyes."

I know we don't change our stripes, but I'm thinking about adding some highlights.

A man with scruffy hair in a hairdressers.

Georgian head-dress

"Do you like it? I got it right here on Madison at Executive Ponytails."

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Bad hair week.

Today's Rapunzel

'However, the jurors unanimously agreed that Blogojevich is the politician with the best hair!'

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

Bald eagle is wearing a toupee.

Love at First Sight