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'Excuse me! We usually sit there.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Christmas Pets

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"I need to clone myself."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

THe UDDER Side

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Pelobong

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"First break since 1996!"

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Stationary bicycles.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'You doubtless remember my speech last year...'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.