Seat Saver T-Shirts

'I've reserved that seat.'

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Evolution.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'It's a hybrid.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Coastguard

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Oh - It's you.'

Wildlife Tree

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

Cash Rebate

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

From trash to treasure

"Help us!!"

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'