Gas Saver T-Shirts

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A gap between the solar panels

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Hope...

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'It's a hybrid.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."