Fuel Saving T-Shirts

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Gas prices.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'