Fuel-saving Advocate T-Shirts

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

'It's a hybrid.'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."