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'That's torn it, now we're BOTH out of gas!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

US Energy Needs.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'It's a hybrid.'

Propane Supply

Gas prices up.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.