Fuel Conservationist Mugs

'That's torn it, now we're BOTH out of gas!'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Propane Supply

Gas prices up.

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'