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Gas Guzzler.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Short Memories

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

The Good News...

Pot of Gold...

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'