Fuel Efficiency Advocate T-Shirts

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Gas guzzler.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Natural gas

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

Windmill Maintenance

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

New Bulb Saves Energy.

'ALP Electric Company'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Sports futility vehicles

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Pot of Gold...

Gas price rollercoaster.

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

'It's kind of disappointing that they make solar energy panels.'

Zero Fuel Taxis