Fuel Economizer T-Shirts

'Ugh! Look at the bloody price of petrol...'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."