Fuel Economizer Mugs

'Ugh! Look at the bloody price of petrol...'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Sports futility vehicles

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."