Fuel Economy Buffs Mugs

Oil Fight.

Gas Loans

"Don't make me ask again buddy! . . . Now hand over your wallet!!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Pot of Gold...

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Sports futility vehicles

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."