Fuel Savers Mugs

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

"Gas Pains?"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

How to save on your heating bill...

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Pot of Gold...

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.