Fuel Savers Prints

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

"Gas Pains?"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Short Memories

How to save on your heating bill...

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Multi-Functional

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'