Fuel Economy Buffs Prints

Oil Fight.

Gas Loans

"Don't make me ask again buddy! . . . Now hand over your wallet!!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Sports futility vehicles

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Pot of Gold...

Zero Fuel Taxis