Energy Economizer Mugs

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

'Since the volcano erupted we have really cut down the heating bill.'

Electricity prices

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Electricity Bills

Windmill Maintenance

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.