Energy Economizer Prints

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

'Since the volcano erupted we have really cut down the heating bill.'

Electricity prices

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Windmill Maintenance

The Heating Oil Problem.

Electricity Bills

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."