Fuel Economy Buff T-Shirts

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Passing Road Sign - 'That's pounds, not miles.'

'Well, you're 15 miles down the road. I'm sorry we're not allowed to sell in a competing territory, sir.'

Newton discovers the theory of gas prices.

Biofuel plantation.

'I had to quit smoking because I can't afford the gas for the Zippo!'

Lucky Oil.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Sports futility vehicles

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."