Seat Saver Extraordinaire Mugs

"I'll be there for you, Estella. I'll wait...as long as it takes. You can depend on me."

Noise Pollution

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Double life.

'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

Daylight saving

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

'What'd I miss?'

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'It's a hybrid.'

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'