Battery Saver Mugs

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Nurse! This is a real emergency... my phone's dying!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Hope...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'It's a hybrid.'