Life Saver Mugs

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Blow!'

Double life.

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

Paramedic

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

A collective sigh of relief.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"This is a teaching hospital."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

Protection for the world

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

From trash to treasure

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Temperatures are rising."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Well at least we can handle these rocks.