Life Saver Enthusiast Mugs

Become an Organ Donor.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'Airbag safety feature.'

Wear a helmet

"The penicillin looks good."