Life Saver Enthusiast Pillows

Become an Organ Donor.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

Baby on board.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"The penicillin looks good."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Lab safety Rule No. 1

No Smoking.

'Airbag safety feature.'