Potential Life Saver Mugs

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

Last Blue Tuna.

Panic Button

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A surf lifesavers' joke.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'It's a hybrid.'

Paramedic

'I thought I was a goner until Fred cut the line...'

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

An angry crude oil soaked King Neptune about to reap vengeance on two Oil Rig workers for the leak they have just created.

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'

Target

Why Do You Want to Be When You Grow up?

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."