Lifesaving Techniques Mugs

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

Paramedic

Video Barn's vacuum return system was a tremendous new convenience to customers.

Target

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.

No-Kill Animal Shelter sits alongside Abortion Clinic.

"The doctors never gave up."

Outdoor Tip: Oatmeal in your socks will help keep your feet dry.