Lifesaver Mugs

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Paramedic

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Where The Ecologically Correct Meets The Pathologically Frugal

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.

"The doctors never gave up."

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"

"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"

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