Lifesaving Techniques Pillows

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Paramedic

Target

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.

No-Kill Animal Shelter sits alongside Abortion Clinic.

"The doctors never gave up."

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"